1. you visit 12 cities in 5 weeks for work.
2. you haven’t slept in your own bed for more than a day or two in more than 6 weeks.
3. you couch surf with people and you interview eachother for future blog posts.
4. you think a girl riding a moped can be sexy.
5. people have to constantly remind you to eat.
6. your family stops even asking what you do because they are scared to hear it.
7. your friends stop calling you because they don’t understand you anymore.
8. most conversations can be finished in less than 140 characters.
9. you get random calls from singapore at 1AM.
10. you arrive at meetings on the 70th floor in bike clothes.
11. you can see your desk from your bed. (when your bed is not your desk)
12. you recognize more people at a conference by their avatar than their name.
13. you save old laptops so you can take pictures with them on floaties in the middle of a lake in a storm.
14. you help setup poker tournaments in mansions.
15. your life would end if a rouge breeze blew off any post-it notes your wall.
16. your living room window becomes your extra whiteboard.
17. you get tired of hearing the phrase “someday soon.”
18. your wardrobe consists of t-shirts from your own events.
19. your toilet seat is covered in startup company promo stickers.
20. you have a fish named America.
21. the new email chime makes makes you run across the room.
22. you hear twitter sounds on conference calls with your partners.
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